To Whom it May Concern

Warning: This is a rant.

Yes, I know we've had a lot of snow (with another foot expected between now and Friday, egads!) and I know, walking your dog in the snow isn't exactly the easiest thing in the world (except for my dog - who loves the snow!)

But, I have to ask, what makes you so effing special that you don't have to clean up after your dog?????

I don't know who you are, but you know who you are and you are a slob. A lazy slob. There's no excuse for leaving dog poop everywhere. And if there is more than one of you lazy-ass dogwalkers out there, same goes for you. I clean up after my dog. I cleaned up after her in the midst of a blizzard. And yet, a week and half later, you still can't be bothered?

I hope someone leaves a flaming bag of dog poo on your doorstep and rings your doorbell. And I hope you're wearing slippers when that happens.

I will be in a better mood tomorrow. :)